I’m grumpy, for fucks sake!
Turds I just want to make…

Cubicles are for shittin’.
Urinals are for pissin’.

If you want a private piss…
That’s fine, but do this…

Just shut the cubicle door…
Or I’ll put you on the floor.

Lazy fucks who don’t…
Will get a brown coat…

From me, as I dump on their hat.
Unloading from above, take that!