Poo Pipe

Laying in bed, I had a wonderful idea.
A way to poo without creating a smear.

Convenience is the issue, and why does it matter?
Because no one wants a bed full of splatter.

You’ve retired for the night and you’re comfy in bed.
Then your bowel starts rumbling, filling you with dread.

Your ass is telling you something urgent.
Something to do with a fecal insurgent.

Your internal oven has baked a chocolate cake.
You must remove it before you do quake.

But getting out of your comfort zone is a bother.
You need some sort of pipe to transport your slother.

Introducing the all new Poo Pipe Extreme!
Allowing you to send your poo like a dream!

Pure Pooetry

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