This Sunday evening dump. Makes a hefty watery lump. It’s a disgusting fecal spray. My porcelain left in dismay. Because …

No sooner had I touched down cheek to rim. Had my butthole yakked out the fecal swim. Such a vile …

Well I’m back on track to deliver this pooem. Straight from my anus, an offensive ruin. Too much food and …

As a new year comes and another year goes. Pure Pooetry continues with the fecal flows. Let us all welcome this …

Well it’s Christmas time and I should spread some joy. But instead, I spread the colour of soy. Three days …

I just did an almighty sneeze. It loosened the rectal sleaze. Now I’m checking my pants. For any fecal happenstance. …

Jim “The Jackhammer” Jones. Ate too many ice cream cones. Then he got the runs. Out from his buns. And …

Something I ate must have been too greasy. Now down south I’m feeling a little uneasy. Either that or the …

Man oh man was I in pain, while struggling to stop the chocolate rain. I had to run three flights …

I am thankful I don’t have anuses for eyes. Brown weeping would dribble with my cries. It’s a damn good thing …

The tear scare happened and you should have seen my face. Between the paper and butthole my finger did misplace. …

I just gave birth to a Goliath-sized poop. But the size is not how lowly I did stoop. The stink …

The heatwave is gone but it’s still quite hot… To drop off a load of rectal snot. Being shut in …

There was a horrible sensation down in the depth. There was no hope for me, no way to prep. A …

I literally just took a shit in the shower. All I needed was some water to sprout my brown flower. …