The heatwave is gone but it’s still quite hot…
To drop off a load of rectal snot.

Being shut in from roof to floor.
The humidity is high and there’s a foul o-dor.

Away it sleuces like a slippery snake.
A big brown sausage that’s freshly baked.

Now to wipe away at this hazardous waste.
Poison to touch, certain death if you taste!