Sniff Pootron
Like Frankenstein’s Monster, this creation was a mistake. A robotic dictator assassin programmed to poo cakes. Born from good intentions, …
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Sitting on a Goldmine
I feel an eruption deep below. Look down and see a bronze glow. Then the smell hits my face. I …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 2
The evil Dung Stealer stood poised at my door. I got ready to unleash nuggets of mystical lore. How dare …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 1
In the wee hours the clock strikes number two. And my bowels rumble telling me to conjure a poo. So …
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Stubborn Saturday Glue
Another Saturday morning poo. I’m trying to release brown glue. But the tiled floor is a lil chilly. And the …
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Gorgonzola Gunk Funk
I’m in a bit of a pickle, I’m in a bit of a funk. I’ve eaten so much cheese my …
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The San Churro Chocolate Strangler
On All Hallows’ Eve, the clock struck twelve. Into the toilet bowl, this story does delve. In The San Churro …
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Toalett Sinka
If you drinka the pálinka… Soon in toalett you’ll sinka. Too much foreign grog… Will give you a sloppy bog. …
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Rancid Salami
I grunt out this huge boulder. Such force my cheeks smoulder. Into the bowl the brown rock dives. No water …
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Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
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Late Night Lingers
It’s way past bedtime and I can’t sleep. Trouble in my bowels, a poo does creep. It nags and taunts …
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Gimme a Minute
I’m finally free to plant my cheeks. I held on so long it began to seep. Into my jocks there …
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Crappy Klaxon
A bellowing burst of gas suddenly erupts. Rudely into the conversation it interrupts. This blaring klaxon has a deafening echo. …
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Saturday Soggies
It’s Saturday, my favourite day of the week. So first thing I do is release a gassy reek. Y’know you …
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Campbell’s Chunky Caca Soup
It’s time for me to unleash a mighty poop. Little did I know it was a mixture of fecal soup. …
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The Flaming Bag
Here’s the prank known as The Flaming Bag. It’s an all-time favourite doodoo gag! What a great prank! What a …
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Why So Spicy?
Turds are such a wondrous thing. Except after eating chilli when your bunghole stings. You feel the heat all up …
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Trumpeting Shart
I awoke in shock to the sound of a fart blast. Something loud broke my sleep so steadfast. But the …
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