It’s time for me to unleash a mighty poop.
Little did I know it was a mixture of fecal soup.

Part of it was hefty, meaty and quite chunky.
I could tell cos the smell was rather funky.

I couldn’t believe my bowels, this I did make.
With chunks as lumpy as nuggets in a thick shake.

The other part was sickening, sloppy and runny.
It made me feel ill, deep down in my tummy.

Like a river of gravy, swamp water and slurry.
The swill settled in the porcelain in a hurry.

If this sordid concoction had a name for its goop…
I’d surely call it Campbell’s Chunky Caca Soup.