It’s Saturday, my favourite day of the week.
So first thing I do is release a gassy reek.

Y’know you cannot spell Saturday without "turd"…
There you go, you learned it had a hidden word.

Named after Saturn, the planet with many rings.
Time I opened mine and let the poo sing.

And out comes these stinky Saturday soggies.
Drop them quickly, I make swampy lil boggies.

Once I’m done I enjoy the rest of the weekend.
When I go again, the toilet is my bestfriend.