On Smellentine’s Day we celebrate our pooetry love.
To show it, we give our bowels a little shove.

But if your affections fall on a cold fish…
You may have an unavoidable squish.

But today is the day to make it count.
A special gift of considerable amount.

And when you’ve made your Smellentine’s caper…
Be sure to wipe with lots of toilet paper.

Because nobody likes a gift that isn’t wrapped.
So do the right thing once you’ve crapped.

And now it’s time to make your loved ones blush.
So carefully reach the button and flush.

But don’t do forget when water starts to spray…
To say the words “Happy Smellentine’s Day!”