This toilet paper is flimsy and weak.
But without it, I’d be up shit’s creek.
So I appoociate what I’ve got.
As I wipe away this rectal snot.
Just as a turtle head begins to peek.

As I farewell this one into the loo.
I’m thankful I have a place to poo.
I wipe again without a thought.
Removing this slimy brown deport.
Then flush away the grimy goo.

Pure Pooetry

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