Extruding The Noodle
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
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Fecal Fibre Power
Is there such a thing as too much fibre in your diet? I ask because my pooping time is never …
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Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
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Chemical Warfare
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
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Deploying The Goops
Marching into the bathroom, delivering the brown gloom, I pull the ripcord on my pants. In my hand the loose …
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A Brown Eye For A Brown Eye
This revenge shitting is just the start. Next move in their bed I plant a shart. But they have got …
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War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Saturday Morning War
It’s time for me to take a ride. Blasting nutty chunks from my hide. Thunderous plops and monsoonal waves. One …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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Fartmageddon
Morning breaks on a fartless sky, The promise of sunset naught but a lie, The eggs being served were long …
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End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
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Droppin’ Bombs
Droppin’ bombs fall like droppin’ loads. Fecal from above, grossly it explodes. Incoming hellfire, straight from a gun. I return …
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Bombs Away…
I return home after my day at work. Then my butthole began to twerk. It was very violent like a …
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Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
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The Apoocalypse
In the middle of a thick, wild and hairy battle. I paused to release my ass of it’s fecal cattle. …
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Enter The Poo Mutant!
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …
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