Creator of Fuming Hatred
A warm breeze came wafting by. And it brought a tear to my eye. But not tears of joy nor …
Chocolate Slurpee
There’s no such thing as a Chocolate Slurpee. Only a backdoor vomit and burpy. It’s not a cool treat on …
Killer Stench: The Return
It’s a good thing no one can smell this shiz. Cos I’m dropping a stinker like no one’s biz! It’s …
Channeling The Shitstorm
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
Turd Times The Charm
Three poops in a day is a bit too much. And it hasn’t helped to soften the touch. My hole …
Excrapvation
When you need to go in deep… To wipe out that heinous ex-meat. You consider using the ice cream scoop. …
Scrub-a-Doo-Doo
Just now I used the toilet brush. I had to expunge a skid of mush. Left there by my own …
Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
A Frightening Discovery
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …
Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
Vicious and Violent
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
Smellentine’s Day
On Smellentine’s Day we celebrate our pooetry love. To show it, we give our bowels a little shove. But if …
The Runs Redux
Striking again at the most inconvenient time… The gut-wrenching feeling of impending slime. A fart is the sound of alarm …
Innocent Until Poopin’ Guilty
In a dystopian future, farts have been outlawed. But I’m a wind and law breaker and I get a bit …
Gurk at Sea
I just released a batch of soggy vile lumps. Enriched with a stink of heinous meaty clumps. The stench is …
Considering Quitting
Here I sit on the employee’s loo. Dropping clumps of my brown goo. I just released a monstrous handful. The …
My Poor Behind
Today it’s back to work, back to the grind. Honestly it’s welcomed for my poor behind. While this holiday period …
