The Scent of Obscurity
My day started just like any other. In the loo to birth a brown brother. Afterwards, something was not right. …
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Enter The Poo Mutant!
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …
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Mutation Pootation
I reared my ugly butt from the ruins, And smelled the god-awful pooin’s. There has been a nuclear warhead of …
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Battlefield of Brown
This chud is large and takes up much space. The pushes of agony contorts my face. Its chunks are large, …
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The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
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Fecal Demise
This turd has met with it’s fecal demise! The pooping was good but the stink I despise! I swear on …
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Slavin’ Away
I’m stuck in a dead end like this compacted stool. I’ve been putting this off like a damned fool. It’s …
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BBQ From Hell
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …
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Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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In The Nick of Time
I made it home just in the nick time. My stomach growling, my bowels primed. I just sat down and …
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Bothered & Hot
This stall is so hot and isn’t fun. It feels like I’m pooing on the sun. The beads of sweat …
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The Rage Borry
This day sucks I wish I could turn the page. But instead, I’ll take a borry of rage. It’s the …
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Greasy Caper
Oh the sheer magnitude, of this bog that is quite rude. I raced to plant my hairy cheeks, what was …
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How Many Times?
How many times should I wipe? This isn’t a complaint nor a gripe. You see, I lose track of the …
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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