This turd has met with it’s fecal demise!
The pooping was good but the stink I despise!

I swear on my mother’s grave this brown must pay.
I will not back down, this shit I must slay!

So with a scowl on my face and anger in my heart,
I farewell this rancid mass with a revengeful fart.

It doesn’t go without a fight, this is one stubborn lump.
For too long has this disdain dangled from my rump.

With a quick flick of a cheek, like snapping it’s neck,
The lil sucker falls to it’s death, to be flushed to heck.

And flushed away this brown menace goes.
Where it’ll end up, only Satan knows.