Boulder of Brown
I think my bowels are off. They just let out a cough. Then I birthed a monstrous boulder. And now …
Pure Pooetry
Funky Town
So fresh and so clean but that’s about to change… Because I’m about to make the chocolate rain. Storm clouds …
Pure Pooetry
Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
Pure Pooetry
Poo Vibrations
“Poo Vibrations” by Sharty Shart and The Rectal Punch It’s such a poo vibration, it’s such a poo sensation. Yo, …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Snags Kablamo
I could feel within a furious brown. Kicking and screaming before it crowned. Without hesitation, I left the bay. To …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
Pure Pooetry
Buttweiser Beer
This pud’s for you! A liquid steaming poo. You won’t get drunk. It’s just rear spunk. This frothy number two. …
Pure Pooetry
Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
Pure Pooetry
A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
Pure Pooetry
Crazy Craps
I have a friend who I suspect is insane. He loves to fill his pants with brown rain. Even when …
Pure Pooetry
Saturdays and My Ass
I think I just blew out my anus. With a catastrophic exodus insanous. Three coffees down and my stomach churned. …
Pure Pooetry
A Southern Itch
I have this itch down below. It’s where hands should never go. This damn itch must be located. Maybe it’s …
Pure Pooetry
A Brown Eye For A Brown Eye
This revenge shitting is just the start. Next move in their bed I plant a shart. But they have got …
Pure Pooetry
War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
Pure Pooetry
After-Grog Bog
That was the cleanest AGB I’ve ever seen. So smooth as it left, no splash no steam. A few moments …
Pure Pooetry
