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Royal Trout
There once was a king on his throne… Who passed a turd of the likes unknown. With a heave and …
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An Unpleasant Outing
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
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The Facilities
Every day I’ve a new ache and pain… And every other, a new brown stain. It’s not what I expected …
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Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
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An Evil Presence
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
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A Sloppy Cough
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
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Someone Didn’t Flush
The last pooper didn’t flush. They left this rancid mush. But this wasn’t their first time. They added another layer of slime. …
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On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
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A Murder Scene
After taking a monumental dump… I had grave fears for my rump. Inside the bowl it was far from clean. …
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Release Brown Sausage
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
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Bangers and Mush
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
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Blasting The Block
Substance within is about to explode. This gut harbours a deadly payload. Flatulence attack unprecedented. Rupturing bubbles all fermented. Bowel …
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Thy Fart is Turder
A distorted trumpet sounds off a toot… A weak brown oozes instead of shoots. An emo screech begins to wail… …
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Black Friday, Brown SaTURDay
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
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There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
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Creator of Fuming Hatred
A warm breeze came wafting by. And it brought a tear to my eye. But not tears of joy nor …
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This Shiz Does Not Care
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
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