Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
A barrage of brown, came flooding my town. The torrential downpour was headed southbound. It filled the bowl, and drained …
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
Last night I devoured some delicious pasta. This morn it came back ten times faster. Yes, it was like eating …
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
Straight to the toilets after lunch. Undies were in such a bunch. My butt was having a bit of a …
Way down south they have a special sauce. It can fill your undies with pooper’s remorse. Not for the tame, …
The Loch Ness Monster is a foul brown beast. Devouring your corpse, it will have a feast. Later it will …
I continue on my journey to find the damsel in distress. It’s not long until I feel my bowels are …
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
When you feel the Anoos rumbling below. A great awakening starts to grow. Soon a streaming knowledge will ebb and …