Poopare For War
In times of peace, you must poopare for war. So that is why I’m shittin’ on the floor! I’m not …
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The Purist Pooet
The Purist Pooet is dedicated to his art. Mentally preparing when he toots a fart. He’s committed to the pooetry …
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Killer Stench: The Return
It’s a good thing no one can smell this shiz. Cos I’m dropping a stinker like no one’s biz! It’s …
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The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
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Can’t Shake This Nagging Doubt
So I’m dropping a load just like I normally would… When the last lump asks why he should. He is …
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A Tragic Flush
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
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The Juice is Loose
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
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Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
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Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
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A Southern Itch
I have this itch down below. It’s where hands should never go. This damn itch must be located. Maybe it’s …
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Don’t Crack The Shits
Sometimes we get frustrated and need to let off steam. The key is not to fill your pants with brown …
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Droppin’ Bombs
Droppin’ bombs fall like droppin’ loads. Fecal from above, grossly it explodes. Incoming hellfire, straight from a gun. I return …
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Gangtsa Shit
Shizhard Wizard is right, what the hell is going on? We used to write on the daily, dropping killa fecal …
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Party Poop 2015
It’s been a while since we poosted, I’ll give you that. It’s the Christmas break, but doesn’t mean we haven’t …
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Fecal War is Hell
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
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