Cthulhu Shit
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
Excrapvation
When you need to go in deep… To wipe out that heinous ex-meat. You consider using the ice cream scoop. …
A Barrage of Brown
A barrage of brown, came flooding my town. The torrential downpour was headed southbound. It filled the bowl, and drained …
Shrimp Bogtail
Seated for dinner and much to my delight… I saw before me such a beautiful sight. Seafood as far the …
Avalanche of Brown
A build up of gas brews deep inside. I must quickly vent it from my hide. I take the throne …
Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
The Bowel Breaker
In the middle of the night it strikes. A vicious fecal attack no one likes. The kind that gives your …
Painful Brown Birth
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …
Papa Poosepi and The Morning Glory
You’re in for a treat coz it’s time for a story. About Papa Poosepi and his morning glory. The day …
Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
The Battle of Fearless Trev
A war was raging from deep within. What was coming was not going to be thin. I could feel the …
Sleuthing Shitting Sloth
Four coffees deep and I’m touching cloth. It sleuths out slowly just like a sloth. The stench is pungent, heavy …
Fecal War is Hell
War rages on deep in the trench. My own personal enemy is this stench. At dawn our fates will be …
