Rumble in The Bronx
That seriously did not just happen… An apoocalypse while I was a-crappin’. Something monstrous was making its way… Through my …
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Doodoo Baking
I’m about to make a doodoo pie. Fresh and steaming from my brown eye. I lay some paper to contain …
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The Sneeze of The Exorcism
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
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Toilet Talents
The following account is a story that’s true… It all took place while I was on the loo. There were …
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Inconvenient Expoodition
Why does this always seem to happen? At inconvenient times I need to go crappin’. It’s not the right time …
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Stain on Me?
Oh good grief! I see a stain… It’s on my jocks, not the porce-lain. I don’t know how this could …
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An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
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Recipe For Poosaster
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning. Stepping out of my room, my butt was yawning. Breakfast was served …
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On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
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The Constipation Consolation
Yesterday I was stuck with constipation. All my turds were filled with hesitation. No matter what I did I found …
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