No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
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Feigned Relief
I grimaced then peaked and felt such relief. Cos prior I’d done what ladies call a queef. I’d feared my undies …
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Doom of The Gurgler!
I just ate four roast beef burgers. Now I’m brewing a monster gurgler. I can feel it stewing in my …
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Meteorite Madness: Redux
There’s a meteorite headed straight for Earth. And it’s got a mighty wide girth. But it’s not the one you’ve …
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Greasy Bricks
The sweat gathers on my butt cheeks. But this session has left me weak. Constipation makes it hard to poop. …
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Black Friday, Brown SaTURDay
You won’t find any Black Friday sales here. Instead, there’s something that leaves a smear! It’s Brown SaTURDay! A day …
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There’s a Goblin in My Loo
There’s a goblin in my loo. He devours all the poo. But he’s quite a nice chap. Never gives a …
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The Golden Throne
We all know the feeling of brown overflow… It’s a surging torrent that is raring to go. The levy will …
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Degrees of Roughness
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
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Rumpty Dumpty
I’m Rumpty Dumpty, I’ve got a big head. And I just decided to drop a brown egg! From my high …
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The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
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Better Not Slip
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
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Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
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Slow Brown Hurl
I’m taking the first dump at work for the new year. This one’s a slow release as it inches out …
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Not a Moment Poo Soon
Move your ass! I gotta plant mine! My butt is about to flood the slime! This is an urgent, no-joke …
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Chocolate Whip
Porcelain filled to the brim. All deposits into the swim. Actually, more like a drown. In the bowl nothing but …
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Stinky Ballad
While eating an oily garden salad… My ass trumpeted a stinky ballad. Regarding the scent, I was not a fan. …
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Filling The Pumpkin
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
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