I wear a sorry, shitful frown.
For these bowels went to town…
On my clean whitey-tighties.
No longer feel nice and mighty.
Instead, are smothered in brown.

To hide the soggy, stained evidence…
I fling them over the neighbour’s fence.
Committing a second fecal violation.
Neighbour’s face shows little elation.
His now brown frown is quite immense.