No Pain, No Poop
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
Here’s a story of the most heinous of shites. A mighty bog battle, the worst of all fights. I had …
In the land of the blind, one-eyed man is king. But in the bowl, only the brown eye will sing. So …
The Fumes! The Fumes! My sanity is consumed! The stink trapped in the bed… Is messing with my head. The …
I’m laying in bed in the dead of night. My bowel rumbles and needs to shite. But first I sound …
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …
I’ve had a sickly feeling all weekend. A need to regurgitate from my rear end. An unpleasant cloud like a …
The idea to have dinner late at night… Wasn’t a good one when it was time to shite. I had …
A trumpeting start… To this huge shart. No, it wasn’t in bed… Nor in your head. It was a loud …
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
Shizhard Wizard again, exploring the poopy cosmos! I’m searching for worlds to deposit my rear compost! With an “ABRA-CRAP-DABRA!” and …
It’s way past bedtime and I can’t sleep. Trouble in my bowels, a poo does creep. It nags and taunts …
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …