What do you do when you wake in the night…
After receiving nature’s call, the call of shite?
It’s so comfy laying in your nice and warm bed.
The thought of getting up leaves you scared.
What if you go to poop and can’t go back to sleep?
Or ignore the call and in your dreams you excrete?
There’s only one choice, so make it with care!
Otherwise, you’ll be trapped in this terrible shitemare!