What a Gentleman
The dude in the cubicle next to mine… Just finished and flushed away his slime. Then I heard him using …
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Gone Nukin’
All day long the gas was blowing. The magnitude of this turd was growing. The latest stench signalled to me loud …
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Bestial Bog Redux: The Poossession
My butt has been poosessed by a foul beast. It’s back there, lurking in my rear crease. It has been stinking …
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Bubble and Squeak
Bubble and Squeak is not for the meek. Causing your poop to grotesquely reek. In fact, it will give you …
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Slurry in a Hurry
I gotta find some porcelain, I gotta find it fast. I’ve got a brown delivery and I fear it’s gonna …
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That Missed Feeling
“It’s been ages since I had that feeling.” I said to myself, as a fart was peeling. It’s been too …
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The Steam at Sheen
I’ll tell you a story and believe me, it’s no lie. I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t come out …
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Down South
Way down south they have a special sauce. It can fill your undies with pooper’s remorse. Not for the tame, …
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Anger Management
This work shiz has got me frustrated. It’s time to unload the goop agitated. I’m dealing with some real nincompoops. …
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Erroneous Beef
Inpooduction ? ? ? Folks, I have for you a sickening tale. About how my pants became so stale. It’s …
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Monster-Butt-Egg-Hatcher
Bowels are heavy, butthole is tight… But something awful is about to take flight. I imagine inside, all the blobs …
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A Day at The Orifice
Upon the glorious throne, I sit. To ponder life and take a shit. I hardly slept last night a wink. …
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Number Two: Part 2
A second poop in such quick succession. The number two must be an obsession. Nah, this is just a silly …
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Pizza Poop
I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza. It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a. Not to mention many ingredients …
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Half Flush or Full?
A monster dump has a very specific need. Into a tiny bowl it will most certainly exceed. Now, do you …
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Shiny Shit
George Carlin gave us some advice. One such was simple yet quite precise… Put some tinsel in with your dog’s …
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Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
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