The dude in the cubicle next to mine…
Just finished and flushed away his slime.

Then I heard him using the toilet brush.
Taking his time, he was thorough and didn’t rush.

Rumour is The Queen is fussy about toilet seats.
They must be so clean that off them you could feast.

So maybe he was expecting a visit from The Queen.
Or poohaps he just likes a nice sparkling sheen.

Either way, sir, I tip my hat off to you.
Such a gentleman, for expunging your goo.