Bubble and Squeak

Bubble and Squeak is not for the meek.
Causing your poop to grotesquely reek.

In fact, it will give you horrible gas.
Don’t let it out at Christmas mass.

Cos the trumpeting fart will give chase.
With a deep sound like a thundering bass.

Then the stink will hit everyone nearby.
They’re trying to pray, but you made them cry!

Pure Pooetry

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