I awoke suddenly on the throne…
To the sound of my butt’s moan.
I’d fallen asleep trying to poop.
But stuck like cement was the goop.
Now it’s morning and I feel the rumble.
The onset of laying a crapple crumble.
It had all night to bake and stew.
And finally here comes the poo!
Unceremoniously, out slips the slop.
Into the water it does a belly flop.
Disappoointed, I asked “Is that it?”
What a let down this lame ass shit.
It had such hope, pootential and poomise.
Instead, a soggy substance much like hummus.