Ah yes, the morning poo.
It’s one of my favourite things to do.
All the build up from the night before.
Gets released in its golden-brown splendour.
And the smell that brings a tear to your eye.
But not when it’s time to flush it goodbye.
It’s the perfect start to anyone’s day.
So blast those turds and be on your way.
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