This Shiz Does Not Care
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
Pure Pooetry
Channeling The Shitstorm
The stars have aligned, my bowels are primed. Centuries have waited for this brown grime. Within me brews an epic …
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Best Be Poopared
A snorter might rip, from a weak sphincter grip. And if you stain your pant, don’t throw a tant. It’s …
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Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
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Lactose Intolerance
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
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Heavy Weight Title
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …
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Rough Times
The toilet paper at work is terribly course. After using it my anus feels pooper’s remorse. There was a time …
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Advice From The Master
If you need some lessons in pooping, heed The Master. Here’s some advice to avoid nasty doodoo disaster. Take your …
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The Pootective
I hadn’t taken a dump all day. Until I got home and began to spray. Such an explosion of terrifying …
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