A Bad Feeling
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
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Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
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Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
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Heavy Dump at Dusk
Sitting on the throne late one evening… I felt a shudder as the brown was leaving. This dump at dusk …
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The Dry Wipe: Redux
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
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Threat of Slime
Dangerously I was asleep at the wheel. But was awakened by a fart I did peel. And luckily it happened …
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Rectal Regret
Here’s something I deeply regret. My underpants are feeling wet. Soggy from the inside. And a stain I cannot hide. …
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That Missed Feeling
“It’s been ages since I had that feeling.” I said to myself, as a fart was peeling. It’s been too …
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Anger Management
This work shiz has got me frustrated. It’s time to unload the goop agitated. I’m dealing with some real nincompoops. …
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Not Discreet
I thought this one would be short and sweet. Like a Silent But Deadly, but not discreet. However, when I …
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Shitful Frown
I wear a sorry, shitful frown. For these bowels went to town… On my clean whitey-tighties. No longer feel nice …
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A Brown Eye For A Brown Eye
This revenge shitting is just the start. Next move in their bed I plant a shart. But they have got …
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Gurk at Sea
I just released a batch of soggy vile lumps. Enriched with a stink of heinous meaty clumps. The stench is …
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