Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
What’s the best way to get the bowl clean? What’s the secret for a shiny gleam? There’s a method known …
Something in my gut did not feel good. Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food. Time was of the …
Last night’s burger was delicious and nice. But this morning my rectum is paying the price. My gut felt normal, …
You take a dump as you normally would. But there’s a scent of something not so good. You checked and …
I took a poop too big to flush. And regrettably, I was in a rush. Someone was waiting to poop …
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have here a tale that will make you hurl! Shizhard Wizard here, rhyming …
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
I just had an emergency evacuation. The fecal ejected before plantation. I found myself in a right shitty situation. Bowels …