A Dead Man’s Doo
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
A Movement To Get Behind
I’m pooping in a far off distant land… Not the usual throne that I demand. A public pooper is where …
Between The Cheeks
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
Brown Blaster
You know what would be an utter disaster? While driving, unleashing the brown blaster. I’m talking about an explosion of …
Clogged Soup
Constipation is downright sucky. Glued fast is the brown mucky. And if you are strapped for time… How do you …
The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
Rectal Resignation
I think my inspooration is drained. Bowels feel as if they’re sprained. I can’t come up with a single rhyme… …
Slow Brown Hurl
I’m taking the first dump at work for the new year. This one’s a slow release as it inches out …
Upset Stomach
Something has made my gut upset. A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet! I’ll drink some Eno, then feel …
One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
Don’t Let The Bed Sludge Bite
The idea to have dinner late at night… Wasn’t a good one when it was time to shite. I had …
Elbow Grease
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
Volcanic Hazard
The throne shined white, whiter than snow… But soon that would change, it would lose its glow. Something was brewing …
Porcelain Ruined
This once sparkling porcelain is in ruin. Because my butt did a sickly spewin’. I tried hard to hold it …
Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
