Something has made my gut upset.
A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet!

I’ll drink some Eno, then feel more leano.
Especially after downing that Beefarino!

My insides need to sort through the waste.
Then systematically turn it all to paste.

But what if it’s too much to handle?
I’ll blast a fart that’ll snuff a candle.

The gas release will reduce the pressure.
Alleviate the blockage of brown treasure!

Once healed my gut will be thankful.
I’ll take aim while holding my ankle.

At long last the Eno takes effect.
Brown sprays out in spicks and specks!