Prayer of a Constipated Man
I sit down with my bowl of soup. I pray the lord my hole to poop. If a log it …
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Fecal Folly
A blistering barrage of cabbage carriage. To bacon and eggs, should never make marriage. It results in a relentless and …
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The Public Enemy
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …
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A Dollop of Doo
Scooped here this dollop of doo. Certainly not an ingredient for stew. My face screws up from the stench. And …
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Nuggety Poopeteer
Soaring high from a mega rectal blast. The fuel from this is all in my past. About a week ago …
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Shades of Brown
I’m gonna haveta sign up to one of these gyms. I’m not dropping enough solid Slim Jims. I’ve been told …
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Ready or Not
It’s a cold Monday morning for what it’s worth. And I’m about to deliver a hefty fecal birth. I could feel …
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Skids Skids Skids
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
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The Brawny Burrito and Spicy Meatball
A rich, full meal of exotic flavours. Got my bowels fuelled with the vapors. Several types of meats and gravies. …
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The Constipation Consolation
Yesterday I was stuck with constipation. All my turds were filled with hesitation. No matter what I did I found …
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How’d You Like Them Crapples?
This nasty tree bears rotten fruit. The kind that makes your butt toot. Be wary of this crappy fruit tree. …
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Crappy Crab Walk Cramps
I didn’t get the chance to poop at all yesterday. So I had a big load waiting in my brown …
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Fast Food Relief
Oh what joy… it’s time to poop! I get to void my bowels of chocolate goop. Last night’s dinner was …
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Witches Brew
My rectum is on fire, what on earth did I eat? My cheeks are receiving a roasting heat. Then I …
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Phantom of The Poopera
Something escaped my ass as I drove. Its fumes where fiery to the nose. This could only mean there was …
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Thin and Whispy
This toilet paper is soft yet thin and whispy. So when I’m wiping it is somewhat risky. The last thing …
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