This toilet paper is soft yet thin and whispy.
So when I’m wiping it is somewhat risky.
The last thing I want is my finger to break through.
And get tainted by touching the goopy poo.
So I take it slow and easy.
To avoid the soggy sleazy.
But I’m dealing with the aftermath of paprika chicken.
The texture is lumpy and gooey like cream thickened.
I am reminded of a friend, who should have worn a glove.
But not for the fact that he is unlucky in love…
But because it’s been so long since he got a piece of ass.
Last time was when his finger went into his mushy mass.