Thin and Whispy

This toilet paper is soft yet thin and whispy.
So when I’m wiping it is somewhat risky.

The last thing I want is my finger to break through.
And get tainted by touching the goopy poo.

So I take it slow and easy.
To avoid the soggy sleazy.

But I’m dealing with the aftermath of paprika chicken.
The texture is lumpy and gooey like cream thickened.

I am reminded of a friend, who should have worn a glove.
But not for the fact that he is unlucky in love…

But because it’s been so long since he got a piece of ass.
Last time was when his finger went into his mushy mass.

Pure Pooetry

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