Here I sit and shit, delivering this sloppy mess.
I’m ashamed of what I ate, but here I’ll confess.
This is a food you’ve probably already heard.
But now I’m oozing it out in the form of turd.
Within the porcelain I’ve created a grotesque swamp.
But the food it fueled is without any culinary pomp.
Standard French Fries, cooked to poofection.
Get them all together like a shitty collection.
Now you’ll sprinkle on some crappy cheese curds.
Let them melt a bit, like runny brown turds.
Finally a slathering of lumpy brown gravy.
Then scoffed down by a man named Davie.