Here I sit and shit, delivering this sloppy mess.
I’m ashamed of what I ate, but here I’ll confess.

This is a food you’ve probably already heard.
But now I’m oozing it out in the form of turd.

Within the porcelain I’ve created a grotesque swamp.
But the food it fueled is without any culinary pomp.

Standard French Fries, cooked to poofection.
Get them all together like a shitty collection.

Now you’ll sprinkle on some crappy cheese curds.
Let them melt a bit, like runny brown turds.

Finally a slathering of lumpy brown gravy.
Then scoffed down by a man named Davie.

Pure Pooetry

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