Everyone poops, there’s no denying.
Some refute it but they are lying.
Even animals of land, air and sea.
They all expel golden brown debris.
But the poony’s poop is most mystifying.
The reason why is quite confounding.
It’s the size of poop that is so astounding.
Such a monstrous shit for a little poony.
A massive birthing from such a puny.
And it’s screams as the fecal is crowning!