Sitting here so peaceful and calm.
When under the door I saw an arm.

With what time I had left I pushed one out.
Then screamed “Hey, get the fuck out!”

I’m trying to shit on my own.
With that I heard a great big moan.

I finish and flush my quick little turd.
Just then a scattering can be heard.

I pull my pants up and let the guy in.
Godamnit, Barry the cat is at it again…

By guest pooet, Lady Caca