Like a diamond in the rough.
I see more than just gross stuff.
There’s pootential in these rhymes.
Combined with certain enzymes.
Rub it in with a buff.

A bit of “wax on wax off” action.
Will give the fecal some traction.
It will bring out a nice sheen.
Soon it’ll be sparkling clean.
And you’ll see shitty satisfaction.

Made entirely from stinky curds.
And shined up with these words.
I can see my own reflection.
The golden brown poofection.
And they say you can’t polish a turd.