Motivational Speech

You must keep the fecal flowing.
Brown ropes mustn’t stop going.
The stink is long, strong and has a pong.
Keep pumping poo long after the gong.
And maintain your fecal lawn mowing.

Your doodoo-drive is utmost crucial.
Your will to dump is goddamn brutal.
The shit show must go on.
Drop loads like a bomb.
Declare war with solid brown strudel.

Our porcelain, we will never surrender!
Triumphant we are on a pooing bender!
Ferociously mobilise the turdly troops.
Releasing the hounds of heinous poops.
And our fecal fire won’t be the last offender!

Pure Pooetry

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