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The Places You’ll Go!
Where our precious butts take rest. To perform the duty we like best. Should be pillowed and comfy. And never …
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Royal Trout
There once was a king on his throne… Who passed a turd of the likes unknown. With a heave and …
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An Unpleasant Outing
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
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Meteorite Madness: Part 3
Continued from Part 2! I light the match and drop it into the bowl. Breaking up the brown boulder is …
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Meteorite Madness: Part 2
Continued from Part 1! It’s time to flush, but will the bowl hold? These pipes are a few decades old. …
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Meteorite Madness: Part 1
Last night what I shat left me floored. I think it was a brown alien horde. Or maybe a comet, …
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Heat Seeking Missile
I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …
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The Facilities
Every day I’ve a new ache and pain… And every other, a new brown stain. It’s not what I expected …
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Cthulhu Shit
Here be a dump in the making for hours. I force it out with monstrous power. With a thud it slumps …
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Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
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An Evil Presence
I’m wearing a long and tight belt. So an evil presence is not felt. These pants contain the unholy stink. …
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A Sloppy Cough
Regrettably, I just let out a big cough. Followed by a squirt into the trough. But it’s not COVID, I promise …
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Someone Didn’t Flush
The last pooper didn’t flush. They left this rancid mush. But this wasn’t their first time. They added another layer of slime. …
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On The Floor
I wasn’t aware that I needed to shit… Until my nostrils got a stinky hit. It trumped even the mere …
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A Murder Scene
After taking a monumental dump… I had grave fears for my rump. Inside the bowl it was far from clean. …
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Release Brown Sausage
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
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Bangers and Mush
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
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