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Pooetry

A Hole in One

I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo.

With each step the noise grew louder. I didn’t want to fill my pants with chowder.

I clenched real tight and fastened up my pace. Like a rocket ship heading for outer space.

I made it to the toilet door. When suddenly to my horr-or.

A giant explosion of methane gas, so I jumped to the seat and planted my ass.

Before I made contact my coight gave way. I got a hole in one to my dismay.

Pure Pooetry

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