Harlem Globe Bogger
Check out all of my crazy moves… For taking a dump, that’s numbers twos. The Cheekless Drop and The Butter Bean …
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Bye-Bye Turdy
You wouldn’t believe what came out my ass. Terrific in magnitude and nothing but class. A single log with impressive …
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Virtual Book Launch!
When we write pooetry, we remain steadfast and staunch. So we want you to know we’re having a virtual book launch! …
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The Wereturd
Something sinister was in my bowels. I could tell it was sinister by its pre-exit howls. The scream was awful …
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The H.S.POO
Last night I ordered some Uber Eats. With no intention of creating a fecal beast. I ordered myself the Halal …
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SHOP n PLOP
Oh my turd, this is going to be bad. The pain in my coight is the worst I’ve ever had. …
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William Taintsmear
Long ago lived William Taintsmear. A master of writing and bringing cheer. He entertained the masses and loved the arts… …
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The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Pile-up on The South Poopway
There was a traffic jam from deep within. A massive pile-up waiting for the fecal bin. No matter how hard …
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Too Hot To Poop
Unfortunately, today is going to be quite hot. 34°C isn’t ideal to be making rectal snot. What we need is …
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Saturday Morning War
It’s time for me to take a ride. Blasting nutty chunks from my hide. Thunderous plops and monsoonal waves. One …
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Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
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Gimme a Minute
I’m finally free to plant my cheeks. I held on so long it began to seep. Into my jocks there …
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Why So Spicy?
Turds are such a wondrous thing. Except after eating chilli when your bunghole stings. You feel the heat all up …
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The Friday Frump
It’s finally Friday… the end of the week! That glorious thought makes my brown eye weep. Weep it does with …
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The Public Enemy
I hurried off to take a poo. Looking for the nearest loo. The cramp grew strong and increased in pain. …
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Ready or Not
It’s a cold Monday morning for what it’s worth. And I’m about to deliver a hefty fecal birth. I could feel …
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