Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
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Pure Pooetry Rules!
We don’t care what the haters think. We write pooems and of course they stink! But amongst the rubble there’s …
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Tailpipe Troubles
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
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Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
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Scrubbing The Poop Deck
The funnel opens and the log departs. Soon there’ll be a brown blood bath. With a plop the mass descends. …
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The Problematic Dangler
I went to poop and felt enormous pain… This poop was too large to enter the porce-lain. Tremendous in girth …
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Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
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Ass-Atonement
Here’s a tale I won’t soon forget. It’s about a poop I surely do regret. It was a log of …
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The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Pile-up on The South Poopway
There was a traffic jam from deep within. A massive pile-up waiting for the fecal bin. No matter how hard …
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Rancid Salami
I grunt out this huge boulder. Such force my cheeks smoulder. Into the bowl the brown rock dives. No water …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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An Easy Movement
The gas blew as I made my way, fingers crossed I wasn’t getting a spray. I made safety and sat …
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Lest We Forget
My poo filled bowels began to rumble and then my turds began to tumble. One by one they entered the …
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Freezing Southern Winds
Well this was easy, today I sat, and as I did, I suddenly shat. It took me by surprise, though …
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