The gas blew as I made my way, fingers crossed I wasn’t getting a spray.
I made safety and sat on the throne. Then a giant log made itself known.
It slid on out without a fuss. There was no need to swear and cuss.
It moved quite fast and hit the water. Then it was followed by a rip-snorter.
The deed is done and I’m all clean. I look in the bowl and see a magnificent sheen.