A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …
Mexican last night was quite the feast. But now I’m harbouring a monstrous beast. To boot, the gas is far …
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
After feasting on burgers and tender steak… I sorely needed a bathroom break. My bowels were full and on the …
I was oozin’ the poodin’… But the squirtin’ was a-hurtin’. So I eased on the squeeze… And clenched my flow …
I just blew out my sphincter. It caused a terrible stinker. The stench is beyond compare. And singes my nostril …
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
White undies, what on Earth was I thinking? Now my browns are clearly streaking. The marks left here are a …
What you and I don’t need. Is we shouldn’t have to plead. With a stubborn rear end. Driving you around …