Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
My body is a giant tube of tootpaste. Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced. But I am filled with …
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
With a loud resounding POOTOHEY… I violently fired a brown gooey. With such a high-speed rectal blast… In a speckled …
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
My porcelain throne is empty like the streets. Until now my ass had issued a retreat! This shiny bowl, oh …
Around midnight I was awoken by a terrible sound. A grunting as someone laid a monstrous mound. At first I …
The spitting and the splatting… Came the spluttery shatting. The claggy and the gooey. My rear feels a bit spewy. …
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
I really need to take a big poo. Like a baby shark, a doodoo da doodoo. I don’t wanna hold …
Why am I so damn gassy? Clouds are plumming out my assy. These stinky gale force winds… Reek like thousand-year-old …
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
The Loch Ness Monster is a foul brown beast. Devouring your corpse, it will have a feast. Later it will …
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
I may have accidentally spilled my guts. A loose bowel has given me the spluts. I might have an unexpected …