Bangers and Mush
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
Pure Pooetry
Pure Pooetry
A Dead Man’s Doo
The dead man’s doo, sat at the bottom of the loo. It had been lying there for a week or …
Pure Pooetry
Blockage of Brown
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Plunge
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
Pure Pooetry
Winds of Northern Shartness
Once again it’s that time of the year… When I feel a chill against my rear. The porcelain is unforgiving …
Pure Pooetry
Classic Inspiration
Here I sit, my cheeks a parted. Tried to dump, but only farted. I decided to wait till it happens. …
Pure Pooetry
Erroneous Beef
Inpooduction ? ? ? Folks, I have for you a sickening tale. About how my pants became so stale. It’s …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
Pure Pooetry
