Here I sit, my cheeks a parted.
Tried to dump, but only farted.
I decided to wait till it happens.
Sitting here until my ass starts flappin’.
I’m still waitin’ and getting annoyed.
Pushing on this turd till I get a haemorrhoid.
Finally, success after much contortion.
But only squeezed out a junior portion.
By Guest Pooet, Fartimus Rhyme