Classic Inspiration

Here I sit, my cheeks a parted.
Tried to dump, but only farted.

I decided to wait till it happens.
Sitting here until my ass starts flappin’.

I’m still waitin’ and getting annoyed.
Pushing on this turd till I get a haemorrhoid.

Finally, success after much contortion.
But only squeezed out a junior portion.


By Guest Pooet, Fartimus Rhyme

Pure Pooetry

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