Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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Heavy Weight Title
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …
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Down South
Way down south they have a special sauce. It can fill your undies with pooper’s remorse. Not for the tame, …
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Number Two: Part 2
A second poop in such quick succession. The number two must be an obsession. Nah, this is just a silly …
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Pizza Poop
I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza. It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a. Not to mention many ingredients …
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Advice From The Master
If you need some lessons in pooping, heed The Master. Here’s some advice to avoid nasty doodoo disaster. Take your …
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Doodoo Damage
I received a sudden tingle in my nose. Then a little rumble in my down belows. No time to hold my …
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To Doo List
Things get quite busy this time of the year. Without time for pooems I shed a brown tear. To keep …
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Doodoo Desecration
Desecration of the mind, desecration of the soul. Someone has done something ungodly to this bowl. It’s left in such …
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Enter The Poo Mutant!
I was once a normal human being, Now a sight to which you’ll be fleeing. I am The Almighty Poo …
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Slavin’ Away
I’m stuck in a dead end like this compacted stool. I’ve been putting this off like a damned fool. It’s …
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Raining Bog – A Slayer Pooem
Trapped in poogatory A lifeless bogject, steaming Awaiting wiping Death will be it’s flushination The sky is turning brown Return to poower draws …
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